!!! Teachers: This lesson is inappropriate for most classes. I made it for two of my students. Teaching this to the wrong group will get you fired.
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Swearing in English: Warm-up Questions
Swearing in English: What would you say in the following situations if you were angry?
Swearing in English: Replace the underlined expressions with a word from the below box.
what the fuck bitch suck fuck me fuck it fuck off
1) A: Excuse me. Would you like to purchase a subscription to Celebrity Gossip Magazine?
B: Go away!
2) A: The clerk at the store was so rude.
B: I know. She was such a girl with a bad attitude.
3) A: David, you're fired. Please clean out your desk and go home.
B: Oh no, my life is over. I just bought a house.
4) A: What is happening? Why is there a car in my driveway?
B: Weird. I don't know.
5) A: Erin, do you want to dance?
B: No, thanks. I am really bad at dancing.
6) A: Mike, the dog has run away again!
B: Who cares. The dog will come back if it wants to.
1 = Fuck off! 2 = bitch 3 = Fuck me. 4 = What the fuck? 5 = suck 6 = Fuck it.
Swearing in English: Some Similar Expressions
Swearing in English
|What the heck?||=|
|Oh my gosh.||=|
Swearing in English: Language Focus
Swearing in English: Phrasal Verb Focus
To fuck up sth = to mess something up; to ruin sth (make sth good become bad) . “The new software fucked up my computer. / My ex-girlfriend fucked up my life.”
To fuck with sb = to mess/interfere with sb/sth; to play a trick/joke on someone. “A: Bob said he was gay, but he was just fucking with you. He's not really gay.” / “Don't fuck with me. I'm in a gang.”
Swearing in English Lesson Plan: Connect the below idea(s) to make a sentence.
uprising / government
screw / bitch
fucking / suck / English
|cunt / fuck off|
|life / fuck / up|
|fuck with / boss|
- The bitch told me to screw off.
- Peter fucking sucks at English.
- I told the old cunt to fuck off.
- My life is totally fucked up now.
- Don't fuck with the boss or you'll get fired.
Swearing in English lesson plan copyright Matthew Barton of Englishcurrent.com