!!! Teachers: This lesson is inappropriate for most classes. I made it for two of my students. Teaching this to the wrong group will get you fired.
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Swearing in English: Warm-up Questions
Swearing in English: What would you say in the following situations if you were angry?
Swearing in English: Replace the underlined expressions with a word from the below box.
what the fuck bitch suck fuck me fuck it fuck off
1) A: Excuse me. Would you like to purchase a subscription to Celebrity Gossip Magazine?
B: Go away!
2) A: The clerk at the store was so rude.
B: I know. She was such a girl with a bad attitude.
3) A: David, you’re fired. Please clean out your desk and go home.
B: Oh no, my life is over. I just bought a house.
4) A: What is happening? Why is there a car in my driveway?
B: Weird. I don’t know.
5) A: Erin, do you want to dance?
B: No, thanks. I am really bad at dancing.
6) A: Mike, the dog has run away again!
B: Who cares. The dog will come back if it wants to.
1 = Fuck off! 2 = bitch 3 = Fuck me. 4 = What the fuck? 5 = suck 6 = Fuck it.
Swearing in English: Some Similar Expressions
Swearing in English
|What the heck?||=|
|Oh my gosh.||=|
Swearing in English: Language Focus
Swearing in English: Phrasal Verb Focus
To fuck up sth = to mess something up; to ruin sth (make sth good become bad) . “The new software fucked up my computer. / My ex-girlfriend fucked up my life.”
To fuck with sb = to mess/interfere with sb/sth; to play a trick/joke on someone. “A: Bob said he was gay, but he was just fucking with you. He’s not really gay.” / “Don’t fuck with me. I’m in a gang.”
Swearing in English Lesson Plan: Connect the below idea(s) to make a sentence.
uprising / government
screw / bitch
fucking / suck / English
|cunt / fuck off|
|life / fuck / up|
|fuck with / boss|
The bitch told me to screw off.
Peter fucking sucks at English.
I told the old cunt to fuck off.
My life is totally fucked up now.
Don’t fuck with the boss or you’ll get fired.
Swearing in English lesson plan copyright Matthew Barton of Englishcurrent.com