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Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Upper-Intermediate
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Warm-up (Pair Work)
1) What are some of the stupidest things you have ever done?
2) How important is it to you (or your parents) that you pass on your genes, i.e. have children?
3) Have you ever had a near-death experience? (note: please avoid telling extremely sad stories)
4) What are potentially deadly things that you encounter every day?
Best of the Darwin Awards: Reading
- South Carolina: An armed robber used gold spray paint to disguise his face and then raided a convenience store. The paint released toxic fumes and the man collapsed and died shortly after the robbery. To add insult to injury, the disguise didn’t work — witnesses easily identified the 23-year-old.
- Florida: A man was stuck in a traffic jam when nature called. He got out of his car and jumped over a concrete wall to find a more private spot. Little did he know he was parked on top of a bridge. He fell 65 feet to his death.
- South Africa: Two muggers were sprinting away from a crowd after stealing a cellphone and purse. One mugger, apparently out of shape, could run no further. He climbed a high fence and survived the high drop to the other side. His escape plan worked, however, he had forgotten that he was at the Bloemfontein Zoo. He was now inside the tiger exhibit. The remains of his body were found the next afternoon.
- South Korea: A handicapped man, irritated that an elevator closed and departed without him, rammed his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all — only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death.
- England: The police found the body of a 33-year old man in the hallway of his house. He had bled to death from a stab wound to the chest. Investigators later pieced together the events that likely caused his death. A lock-knife the man had purchased in Spain was found near the body. His wife, who was away on holiday at the time of the incident, later revealed that her husband had been wondering if the jacket was ‘stab-proof.’ Apparently, it was not.
- Los Angeles – Larry’s dream was to fly but poor eyesight disqualified him from being a pilot. Sitting in his backyard, he made a plan. He attached 45 weather balloons to his lawn chair (named”Inspiration I”). He filled the four-foot diameter balloons with helium. Then, armed with beer, sandwiches, and a pellet gun to shoot the balloons when it was time to descend, he cut the cord that anchored him to his jeep. He took off. He had planned to float lazily 30 feet above his backyard, but instead he shot into the sky, climbing to 16,000 feet. Frozen and frightened, he floated there for more than 14 hours with his beer and sandwiches. He crossed an airplane approach corridor to LAX airport, where some pilots reported a strange sight. Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons and he descended. His balloons caught in a power line, causing a neighborhood blackout for 20 minutes. Larry did not die in the incident, and therefore was designated a Darwin Awards “At-Risk Survivor.” When asked why he did it, he responded, “A man can’t just sit around.”
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Comprehension & Follow-Up Questions
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Vocabulary Matching
- disguise – sth worn to change your appearance so you aren’t recognized
- raid – enter a place, using force, to steal from it
- mugger – a person who attacks sb in order to steal sth, especially in public
- irritated – annoyed; angry
- ram – drive into another vehicle or object with force
- plunge (down) – fall sharply
- piece sth together – understand a story by putting the details together
- stab – push a sharp, pointed object into sb
- nerve – the courage to do sth difficult or dangerous
- blackout – a period of darkness caused by electrical power failure
- designate – choose or name sb for a particular position
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Connect the below idea(s) to make a sentence.
government / uprising
raid / disguise
mugger / stab
|irritated / plunge down|
|piece / answer / together|
|nerve / ram|
|sailor / anchor|
|designate / captain|
|blackout / diamonds|
|little did he know|
|inconvenient / nature calls|
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Role-Play (Pair Work)
You are young, single, and looking forward to a great life ahead of you. Yesterday, you took a free IQ test at the mall. The test organizers said they would contact you today about the results. You are at your house now, having a sandwich and enjoying a beer.
You are a government agent. The government has started a program to sterilize people with low IQs. Yesterday, you received the IQ test scores of Student A. They were too low. You have driven to his/her house. Please knock on his/her door, and explain that he/she must be sterilized because his/her genes are not useful to society.
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL): Discussion Questions
Darwin Awards Lesson Plan (ESL) copyright Matthew Barton of Englishcurrent.com